Some Magical Jokes Just for you
What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!
Why don't magicians play hide and seek with mountains? Because good luck hiding when the mountains always peak!
What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!
What do you call a magician's dog? A labracadabrador!
Why did the magician break up with his girlfriend? She disappeared without saying goodbye!
Why did the magician go to therapy? He had too many issues with disappearing acts!
What’s a magician’s favorite snack? Hocus Pocus-puffs!
How does a magician answer the phone? "Abracalling! Who’s there?"
What do you get when you cross a magician and a teacher? Magic lessons!
Why don’t magicians play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everything around you keeps disappearing!
What do you call a magician who lost his magic? A dis-illusionist!
What do you call a magician’s rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
What’s a magician’s favorite type of ice cream? Presto pistachio!
How does a magician keep his glasses clean? With a little hocus-focus!
Why did the magician always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw a crowd!